Transparent pricing
Less than a pint at the pub.
And considerably more useful. No subscriptions, no apps, no standing orders. Just tap and wash.
Small
£8Terriers, dachshunds, small pups
The compact chaos merchants. Surprisingly muddy for their size.
e.g. Jack Russell, Dachshund, Miniature Schnauzer, Pug, Shih Tzu
Medium
£10Spaniels, Labradors, collies
The reliable mud-seekers. They know exactly what they're doing.
e.g. Cocker Spaniel, Labrador, Border Collie, Whippet, Cockapoo
Large
£12Shepherds, goldens, the big lads
Worth every penny. You know why.
e.g. German Shepherd, Golden Retriever, Dalmatian, Weimaraner, Bernedoodle
How to pay
Tap. That's it.
Contactless card, Apple Pay, Google Pay — anything with a tap. No cash, no app, no account. The bay unlocks the moment payment goes through. You get a 10-minute wash, with a top-up available if you need more time.
Put it in perspective.
Pint of lager in Hampstead
Lasts 20 minutes
Professional dog groom
Requires booking, takes hours
New sofa cushion cover
After the mud incident
Great British Dog Wash
Clean dog. Right now.
Ready to wash your dog?
Prices correct at launch. Running cost is approximately 60p per wash — covered by roughly one wash a day.